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My wife is cheating on me.

Post by Dunky » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:53 am

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her cell phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band and he wanted to borrow my guitar amp. When he came over to get it he told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs.

That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening. I said, "You can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the club and who she comes in with". He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my 1973 Marshall JMP 50W half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the preamp tubes was not glowing as brightly as the other three.

Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Very Concerned"

My brother sent me this, his friend found it posted on a guitar forum, probably here..... :D

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Post by OrangePaul » Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:52 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post by bclaire » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:21 am

I love that....

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Post by misterfolkertsma » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:50 am

Got me there, was getting ready to post something encouraging! Nice one :lol:

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Post by Ronnie Robinson » Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:58 pm

Superb to remember for any other guitar related forum you may be on...
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Post by msmith4432 » Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:08 pm

Ha ha, very funny
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Post by Jabberwocky » Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:00 pm

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Post by myboss57 » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:26 pm

:lol: :lol:
That's freaking hilarious man. I was all ready to offer up some positive vibes and advice!
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Post by Orangesoda » Sun Sep 08, 2013 5:11 pm

myboss57 wrote::lol: :lol:
That's freaking hilarious man. I was all ready to offer up some positive vibes and advice!
My response was gonna be....if she's cheating, leave the broad. And with all the extra $ you will now have you can buy yourself some more Orangeses amps!

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Post by Karloff » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:37 am

LOL ! man you had me going as well. I was ready to post, been there and survived it, hang it there ...
damn thats funny ...
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Post by ironlung40 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:58 am

LOVE IT!!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by OU818 » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:10 am

Haha I read this ages ago on a motorcycle forum where he ends up hiding behind his Harley and noticing an oil leak.
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Post by Woodsie » Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:35 am

I was hesitant to even click on this thread because I assumed it was some kind of joke. I started reading it and it started feeling really serious. I was starting to really feel bad. I got roped in... awesome!


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Post by alanbama » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:01 pm

Excellent! I too fell hook, line, and sinker! :lol:
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