Amps are like women
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- Orange Master
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Amps are like women
You find the perfect amp. Even just looking at it makes your skin tingle. When it's not near you, all you do is thinking about plugging in and making the earth shake. Everything about it is perfect and it can do no wrong.
Even though you may love it forever, after a while you will still want another.
Even though you may love it forever, after a while you will still want another.
-Joe
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My mother wears army boots.
RV50 mkI
AC30 combo
Hot tamale.
http://lifereformatted.wordpress.com/
Check out my blog - adventure, travel, and the meaning of life.
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- Orange Expert
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Re: Amps are like women
And sometimes they'll just stop working without warning you.
...It hasn't happened to my amp yet but it did happen to my girlfriend. Women
...It hasn't happened to my amp yet but it did happen to my girlfriend. Women
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- Orange Master
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Re: Amps are like women
And if you try to keep too many around you'll end up going broke!
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- Orange Master
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Re: Amps are like women
You can get them on craigslist.
If you push them they squeal.
Some are big, some are small, but they're all loud.
I like my women the same way I like my strings - skinny top, heavy bottom.
If you push them they squeal.
Some are big, some are small, but they're all loud.
I like my women the same way I like my strings - skinny top, heavy bottom.
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Eminence Wizard & Governor 2x12
ESP Eclipse II JB/'59, Charvel San Dimas Style 2 JB/'59
Tomkat Bender, TU-2, Crybaby Mini, Palisades, Xotic RC, Euphoria, MVP, Sentry, Blue Sky, Grand Orbiter V2, Timeline, Alter Ego, Dispatch Master, Ditto X2
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- Lord of Orange
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Re: Amps are like women
I strongly disagree with such an outlandish proclamation ! Women are a terrible investment and require way too much maintenance. Good luck finding a woman that gives you decades of reliable service for a couple thousand bucks, won't have a breakdown every few months, and will hold its' value better than a carton of milk .
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Re: Amps are like women
I was certain this thread's punchline would be, "one is never enough!"
I guess it was, but was not expecting that sentimental crap!
I guess it was, but was not expecting that sentimental crap!
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- Orange Master
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Re: Amps are like women
I can't help but love multiple amps... but let me see if I can fix it for you:indianDYsummer wrote:I was certain this thread's punchline would be, "one is never enough!"
I guess it was, but was not expecting that sentimental crap!
They can handle more abuse than what you're told they are rated for. If you play someone else's when they aren't there to hear it, it's like it never happened. Two at once can be awesome, but sometimes it's more work than it's actually worth.
-Joe
My mother wears army boots.
RV50 mkI
AC30 combo
Hot tamale.
http://lifereformatted.wordpress.com/
Check out my blog - adventure, travel, and the meaning of life.
My mother wears army boots.
RV50 mkI
AC30 combo
Hot tamale.
http://lifereformatted.wordpress.com/
Check out my blog - adventure, travel, and the meaning of life.
Re: Amps are like women
Hmm... I think you guys must know different women/amps than me; The only thing I've ever gotten out of either given enough experimentation is a scratchy knob...
Re: Amps are like women
Well, amps are nothing like wives. Amp screams at me, but it sounds good.
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Re: Amps are like women
I like the FX loop around the back of mine, for all those electric toys I like to play with.
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Orange Gear: RV50 MKI, R30, AD15, PPC212
And.... Genz Benz Black Pearl 30
Past Orange: AD30TC Combo, TT, AD5
Guitars: Gibson Les Paul Standard Faded, Vigier Expert Retro 54, Gibson SG 70s Tribute, Aria Pro II RS X80, G&L ASAT Special Tribute
Re: Amps are like women
I like playing other peoples amps, including yours.
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- Lord of Orange
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Re: Amps are like women
At least you can go to Guitar Center and try out amps for free...
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Re: Amps are like women
I'd gladly let you play my amp while I play yours in the next roomJondog wrote:I like playing other peoples amps, including yours.
-Joe
My mother wears army boots.
RV50 mkI
AC30 combo
Hot tamale.
http://lifereformatted.wordpress.com/
Check out my blog - adventure, travel, and the meaning of life.
My mother wears army boots.
RV50 mkI
AC30 combo
Hot tamale.
http://lifereformatted.wordpress.com/
Check out my blog - adventure, travel, and the meaning of life.
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