How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
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- Orange Master
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How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
Thought I'd post this before I post happy new amp day!
My Marshall class 5 on volume 1.5 had my neighbours banging on the door. They bang like idiots so I open door shouted WHAT! It's almost turned off! Out comes the idiot husband and looses it basically threatens me if I ever shout at his wife again blah blah blah and so on.
There losers don't wanna work but think nothing wrong with taking free handouts from hardworking tax payers. They know I don't like there ways any how I have a choice, I'm Eva gonna beat the daylights out of him and I'll prob loose it when I get started so a bad route to choose.
I was thinking of making them sick through some sort of light poisoning through some sort of liquid on there mail.
He beats his wife, says his child go's to school when he chooses ect.
What other things can I do?
The war is on and I'll go to any lengths to ruin them losers!
My Marshall class 5 on volume 1.5 had my neighbours banging on the door. They bang like idiots so I open door shouted WHAT! It's almost turned off! Out comes the idiot husband and looses it basically threatens me if I ever shout at his wife again blah blah blah and so on.
There losers don't wanna work but think nothing wrong with taking free handouts from hardworking tax payers. They know I don't like there ways any how I have a choice, I'm Eva gonna beat the daylights out of him and I'll prob loose it when I get started so a bad route to choose.
I was thinking of making them sick through some sort of light poisoning through some sort of liquid on there mail.
He beats his wife, says his child go's to school when he chooses ect.
What other things can I do?
The war is on and I'll go to any lengths to ruin them losers!
Tone is everything
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Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
You vented your frustrations. Now join the rest of us and don't be a contributor to what's turning society into what it's becoming.
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Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
Are you serious? I don't know about the UK but here in the USA that's a felony offense...Mrjones2004x wrote: I was thinking of making them sick through some sort of light poisoning through some sort of liquid on there mail.
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Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
Best thing to do would be to call the police and child welfare on him if he does what you say he does.Mrjones2004x wrote:Thought I'd post this before I post happy new amp day!
My Marshall class 5 on volume 1.5 had my neighbours banging on the door. They bang like idiots so I open door shouted WHAT! It's almost turned off! Out comes the idiot husband and looses it basically threatens me if I ever shout at his wife again blah blah blah and so on.
There losers don't wanna work but think nothing wrong with taking free handouts from hardworking tax payers. They know I don't like there ways any how I have a choice, I'm Eva gonna beat the daylights out of him and I'll prob loose it when I get started so a bad route to choose.
I was thinking of making them sick through some sort of light poisoning through some sort of liquid on there mail.
He beats his wife, says his child go's to school when he chooses ect.
What other things can I do?
The war is on and I'll go to any lengths to ruin them losers!
Although that probably won't actually get anywhere, it may at least flag him as a case to watch for the authorities however.
Dude it is really stupid to go on an online forum and ask people ways to exact illegal revenge upon your neighbours because they complained about your guitar playing.
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Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
I would recommend calling the police if he has threatened you. Don't resort to anything such as you have suggested. I understand you are upset and feel the need to vent, but what you are saying you want to do, are VERY SERIOUS offences, I would not recommend doing anything like that.
Do they not have a noise bylaw in effect? I know here in Canada you can make noise (within a reasonable limit) up until 11pm until then there isn't too much you can do. If they come over banging on your door and threatening you, just call the police and let them deal with it.
Do they not have a noise bylaw in effect? I know here in Canada you can make noise (within a reasonable limit) up until 11pm until then there isn't too much you can do. If they come over banging on your door and threatening you, just call the police and let them deal with it.
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Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
Also, you know he beats his wife and you only want to make her life worse by potentially poisoning her?
Priorities dude.
Priorities dude.
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Ernie Ball Stingray 4H
Rickenbacker 4003
Gibson Midtown Signature
Gibson Thunderbird
Gibson Nikki Sixx Thunderbird
Gibson Les Paul Bass
AD200B MkIII
OBC810
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Bergantino NXT212
Bergantino Forte D
Woogie Lessie
Laney DBV-410
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Ernie Ball Stingray 4H
Rickenbacker 4003
Gibson Midtown Signature
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Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
Obviously the only realistic option is to take a dump through their mail slot.
Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
+1000000000000000000000000fiveightandten wrote:You vented your frustrations. Now join the rest of us and don't be a contributor to what's turning society into what it's becoming.
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We all get angry, I know I can have a short fuse sometimes. Hopefully all you needed to do was vent and now you feel better and that's the end of it...
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Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
Yeah true she's ok just he's a dongle-narf.
Already reported to social services and they did nothing. Phoned the school and they said it's normal for a child to be off as much as 50% a term. Reported to benefit fraud people as how can you have a mortgage and never work?
If he died tomorrow I'd pee my pants with laughter. You don't realise how much I hate this person. Someone you'd see on jeremey kyile show! (uk scum bag show)
I pay alot of tax, he pays none! I pay N.I. he pays none! How comes they get free health care? Free prescriptions? Free everything for doing sod all! They think it's fine! They live in 1 bed flat with 8 year old girl, she sleeps on the front room floor! As a parent, wouldn't you get a job so you could get a bigger place so your child has there own room? I would do anything to provide otherwise I'd be rubbish dad.
I am a better person than him but I need to vent my anger!
I don't know the noise laws, they can come round a take a measurement and advice on acceptable levels ect. I can never play cos there always home cos they loaf about doing nothing. Very very annoyed!
Already reported to social services and they did nothing. Phoned the school and they said it's normal for a child to be off as much as 50% a term. Reported to benefit fraud people as how can you have a mortgage and never work?
If he died tomorrow I'd pee my pants with laughter. You don't realise how much I hate this person. Someone you'd see on jeremey kyile show! (uk scum bag show)
I pay alot of tax, he pays none! I pay N.I. he pays none! How comes they get free health care? Free prescriptions? Free everything for doing sod all! They think it's fine! They live in 1 bed flat with 8 year old girl, she sleeps on the front room floor! As a parent, wouldn't you get a job so you could get a bigger place so your child has there own room? I would do anything to provide otherwise I'd be rubbish dad.
I am a better person than him but I need to vent my anger!
I don't know the noise laws, they can come round a take a measurement and advice on acceptable levels ect. I can never play cos there always home cos they loaf about doing nothing. Very very annoyed!
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Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
I'd just move.
Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
Ask to use their toilet and take an upper-decker. The most un-civil you can get before you have to get un-civil!
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flea wrote:Ask to use their toilet and take an upper-decker. The most un-civil you can get before you have to get un-civil!
If you could do that, and get photographic proof, I'd buy you a beer. Maybe even two.
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Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
Well, your amp does have a headphone jack, so you can't say that you never get to play. Also, don't answer the door by screaming at people, be polite and they'll be more likely to leave you alone.
Solutions:
1. Use headphones
2. Move to another flat
3. Don't suck so much at guitar
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2. Move to another flat
3. Don't suck so much at guitar
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Re: How to get back at neighbours on the sly?
We are hopefully moving this year to get 3 bed house. Can't sell the flat due to recession so gonna rent it out.
An upper decker? I guess that be a no2 in the cistern?
They'll never speak to me again or even look at me after today, he's a big guy that think shouting loud is the way forward I just ignored him saying it not even on volume 2! Think he got more annoyed as I didn't rise to him being big in front of his wife.
I could tell he was waiting for a reason to smack me so I didn't give him the option, 1 because I was just going out, 2 it hurts, 3 I might of done something silly as my nun chucks hang by my door and I wouldn't hesitate to use them on him! I kinda act first think later.
An upper decker? I guess that be a no2 in the cistern?
They'll never speak to me again or even look at me after today, he's a big guy that think shouting loud is the way forward I just ignored him saying it not even on volume 2! Think he got more annoyed as I didn't rise to him being big in front of his wife.
I could tell he was waiting for a reason to smack me so I didn't give him the option, 1 because I was just going out, 2 it hurts, 3 I might of done something silly as my nun chucks hang by my door and I wouldn't hesitate to use them on him! I kinda act first think later.
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How can you be polite when it sounds like 10 kids are kicking your door down. That why I shouted at her! She deserves it! I told them I heard but didn't want to answer.
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