I thought I had swine flu....

[Drdos]

All I want to know is can we dip her in chocolate after deep frying?

[divadisvet]

I came out in rashers, but I've put on the oinkment and I'm better again.

You mean ointment?

haha!!

Was that an intentional pun... or just hilariously coincidental?

Freudian slip?

Everyone who's been on this forum since the lamentable day I joined back in 2006 knows I don't make coincidental puns! Every pun is intended and stye-lish, I'm hogging the limelight and reaping what I sowed. Good swill to all!

Well noted ( ) and good form!

Are you a lyricist?

[Blainy]

You mean ointment?

haha!!

Was that an intentional pun... or just hilariously coincidental?

Freudian slip?

Everyone who's been on this forum since the lamentable day I joined back in 2006 knows I don't make coincidental puns! Every pun is intended and stye-lish, I'm hogging the limelight and reaping what I sowed. Good swill to all!

Well noted ( ) and good form!

Are you a lyricist?

Funnily enough, I'm not...I can't get started with song lyrics, even though I'm pretty good with words and general writing stuff. Any songs I ever attempted were crap!!