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I thought I had swine flu....
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 4:58 pm
by Blainy
...so the I phoned the Health hotline. I expected to speak to a person, but all I got was crackling.
I came out in rashers, but I've put on the oinkment and I'm better again.
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 4:59 pm
by BrianGT
...so the I phoned the Health hotline. I expected to speak to a person, but all I got was crackling.
I came out in rashers, but I've put on the oinkment and I'm better again.
But.........do you still smell like a swine??
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 5:11 pm
by nguideau
Just eat plenty of cured bacon, you'll be fine.
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 5:22 pm
by Drdos
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can smell you from here!
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 5:28 pm
by Taronja
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 5:34 pm
by blackcloud45
Taronja wrote:
wow.
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 5:51 pm
by Drdos
blackcloud45 wrote:Taronja wrote:
wow.
Is she Mexican?
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 5:59 pm
by chimpboyjay1
Taronja wrote:
Oh Dear God
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:09 pm
by corky newman
Is that an undercover female cop..????
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:14 pm
by onewaycpr
corky newman wrote:Is that an undercover female cop..????
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Thats great!
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:27 pm
by Jacco428
what happened to that pic/pig ?
Re: I thought I had swine flu....
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:22 pm
by divadisvet
Blainy wrote:I came out in rashers, but I've put on the
oinkment and I'm better again.
You mean
ointment?
haha!!
Was that an intentional pun... or just hilariously coincidental?
Freudian slip?
Re: I thought I had swine flu....
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:39 pm
by Blainy
divadisvet wrote:Blainy wrote:I came out in rashers, but I've put on the
oinkment and I'm better again.
You mean
ointment?
haha!!
Was that an intentional pun... or just hilariously coincidental?
Freudian slip?
Everyone who's been on this forum since the lamentable day I joined back in 2006 knows I don't make coincidental puns! Every pun is intended and stye-lish, I'm hogging the limelight and reaping what I sowed. Good swill to all!
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:49 pm
by Bandeapart
As a vegetarian, I think that photo just turned me gay.
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:56 pm
by Blainy
Bandeapart wrote:As a vegetarian, I think that photo just turned me gay.
As a meat-eater, it gave me a bit of a stirring in the loins! They're real (kosher?) under there.